i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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