so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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