Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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