operation have a gay friend backfired
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
