I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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