yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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