bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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