She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
