nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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