You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
