let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
two words: eviction party
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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