People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
where am i from again
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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