you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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