Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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