Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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