We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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