Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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