I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
