I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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