You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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