yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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