i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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