If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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