Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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