pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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