he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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