Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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