Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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