Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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