Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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