i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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