it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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