White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish they made helmets for livers.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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