I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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