I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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