You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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