I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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