how can u be prego again
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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