You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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