They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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