i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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