do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
