I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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