just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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