he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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