ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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