were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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