Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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