32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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