I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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