its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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