what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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